If I wasn't a contractor I'd be...

[Cassus Deli]

I would be head of the Fifth Reich.

[FiveTimes]

OK will bake blueberry muffins especially for you ..hmmmm yummy hot from the oven, actually am at home today, I may go and bake some

Save a couple for me please

[ElectricChair]

OK will bake blueberry muffins especially for you ..hmmmm yummy hot from the oven, actually am at home today, I may go and bake some

yummy yummy. I'll be round at 3:50.

[ElectricChair]

Which one was Catford again?

http://www.heavenlybodiesbridal.com/

[ElectricChair]

Take no notice of him, there's nothing wrong with Catford.

At least, there wasn't from when I was born there until I was whipped off to Norfolk.

I now live just a few miles from Catford. Sorry but I dont like there. I think you are better off in Norfolk

[wendigo100]

I now live just a few miles from Catford. Sorry but I dont like there. I think you are better off in Norfolk

I agree. I'm not in Norfolk any more either. They called me a heretic and chased me out with flaming torches and pitchforks when I refused to marry my sister.

[SallyAnne]

http://www.heavenlybodiesbridal.com/

I never went.

Who are you then? I cant imagine any of my closest buds on here would have remembered that. I couldn't even remember which one it was. Why would you remember/know if you only joined in August?

[Clippy]

I never went.

Who are you then? I cant imagine any of my closest buds on here would have remembered that. I couldn't even remember which one it was. Why would you remember/know if you only joined in August?

Because as is the CUK tradition, he is either:

a) A recently banned user
b) An existing user with another ID
c) AndyW

[Swiss Tony]

A lion tamer...

I have a hat ....

[Board Game Geek]

....doing a real job instead of posting rubbish on forums and getting paid for it

/guilty conscience