Well done - it disappeared in the time it took for me to click on the link. Perhaps the mods have an El Duder alert.
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Originally posted by Old GregWell done - it disappeared in the time it took for me to click on the link. Perhaps the mods have an El Duder alert.
How does that work?
Someone is paid or pays themselves to sit watching this forum all day?
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Easy as psoting tulipe all day - and they get paid for nannying us.Originally posted by el duderHow does that work?
Someone is paid or pays themselves to sit watching this forum all day?
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There's just a red light on someone's desk when you post, and it buzzes if you start a new thread.Originally posted by el duderHow does that work?
Someone is paid or pays themselves to sit watching this forum all day?
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Must get thru some bulbs.Originally posted by Old GregThere's just a red light on someone's desk when you post, and it buzzes if you start a new thread.
How many mods does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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..and then the mods run like feck to their screens, fingers poised on the [DELETE] keyOriginally posted by Old GregThere's just a red light on someone's desk when you post, and it buzzes if you start a new thread.Comment
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5...1 to hold the bulb and 4 to delete all the interesting posts.....Originally posted by PondlifeMust get thru some bulbs.
How many mods does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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10. 1 to change the light bulb and 9 to hold a pre-change discussion forum to debate if the light bulb is indeded ready for change.Originally posted by PondlifeHow many mods does it take to change a light bulb?Comment
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They could just ban him but he'll just come back worse in a different form - better the devil you know etc. I'm not a techie but it would be reasonably simple, i reckon, to write a short program that auto-deletes all his posts after a random (to hide tha fact its automated) period of 1 to 30 seconds.Originally posted by Kyajae..and then the mods run like feck to their screens, fingers poised on the [DELETE] keyComment
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Good idea. One fatal drawback. I'll lose my only source of entertainment for the day.Originally posted by Old GregThey could just ban him but he'll just come back worse in a different form - better the devil you know etc. I'm not a techie but it would be reasonably simple, i reckon, to write a short program that auto-deletes all his posts after a random (to hide tha fact its automated) period of 1 to 30 seconds.Comment
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