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Do you think I post here because I feel fulfilled at work?Originally posted by el duderi do. its because i actually have a personality that is hindered in the vile stench of an office that i work in.
therefore my overactive imagination kicks in, and the result....
well you have had approx 1010 posts of the result....
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Originally posted by Old GregNot really mate, I'm just having a larf. Carry on as before. You do post a lot of tulipe, though
i do. its because i actually have a personality that is hindered in the vile stench of an office that i work in.
therefore my overactive imagination kicks in, and the result....
well you have had approx 1010 posts of the result....
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Not really mate, I'm just having a larf. Carry on as before. You do post a lot of tulipe, thoughOriginally posted by el duderso you actually think i deserve that treatment?
do you? as opposed to others who post tulipe like...
who has a watch?
what type of bird do you like?
im feeling blue today?
i could go on....
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Originally posted by Old GregThey could just ban him but he'll just come back worse in a different form - better the devil you know etc. I'm not a techie but it would be reasonably simple, i reckon, to write a short program that auto-deletes all his posts after a random (to hide tha fact its automated) period of 1 to 30 seconds.
so you actually think i deserve that treatment?
do you? as opposed to others who post tulipe like...
who has a watch?
what type of bird do you like?
im feeling blue today?
i could go on....
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I see - it's a kind of freak show, then?Originally posted by KyajaeGood idea. One fatal drawback. I'll lose my only source of entertainment for the day.
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Good idea. One fatal drawback. I'll lose my only source of entertainment for the day.Originally posted by Old GregThey could just ban him but he'll just come back worse in a different form - better the devil you know etc. I'm not a techie but it would be reasonably simple, i reckon, to write a short program that auto-deletes all his posts after a random (to hide tha fact its automated) period of 1 to 30 seconds.
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They could just ban him but he'll just come back worse in a different form - better the devil you know etc. I'm not a techie but it would be reasonably simple, i reckon, to write a short program that auto-deletes all his posts after a random (to hide tha fact its automated) period of 1 to 30 seconds.Originally posted by Kyajae..and then the mods run like feck to their screens, fingers poised on the [DELETE] key
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10. 1 to change the light bulb and 9 to hold a pre-change discussion forum to debate if the light bulb is indeded ready for change.Originally posted by PondlifeHow many mods does it take to change a light bulb?
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5...1 to hold the bulb and 4 to delete all the interesting posts.....Originally posted by PondlifeMust get thru some bulbs.
How many mods does it take to change a light bulb?
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..and then the mods run like feck to their screens, fingers poised on the [DELETE] keyOriginally posted by Old GregThere's just a red light on someone's desk when you post, and it buzzes if you start a new thread.
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Must get thru some bulbs.Originally posted by Old GregThere's just a red light on someone's desk when you post, and it buzzes if you start a new thread.
How many mods does it take to change a light bulb?
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There's just a red light on someone's desk when you post, and it buzzes if you start a new thread.Originally posted by el duderHow does that work?
Someone is paid or pays themselves to sit watching this forum all day?
Wowwwee.
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Easy as psoting tulipe all day - and they get paid for nannying us.Originally posted by el duderHow does that work?
Someone is paid or pays themselves to sit watching this forum all day?
Wowwwee.
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Originally posted by Old GregWell done - it disappeared in the time it took for me to click on the link. Perhaps the mods have an El Duder alert.
How does that work?
Someone is paid or pays themselves to sit watching this forum all day?
Wowwwee.
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