Keylog his PC to get free entry to his nightclubs - £20 saved well done mate.
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Takes time but well worth it.
Find out his mobile number and direct line.
Photoshop some ‘interesting’ images of a person in a compromising outfit. Gimp suit, span*ing needed/wanted etc
Get a number of glossy cards made up with image and number to call with some sort of catchy slogan; gimp for pimp etc
Stick them in as many phone booths as you can.
Watch his reaction every time he gets a call ….
"Wait, I still function!"Comment
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Just follow him home one night and shoot him in the back of the head. If he really owns 2 night clubs, nobody will think it remotely suspicious. Harsh but fair.Comment
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just register his mobile on every dodgy spam inducing site you can possibly find. Then when he changes his phone, do it again and again and again. Pour water on the seat of his chair so that it looks like he's pi55ed himself when he sits on it. Or better still, milk, so that it stinks as the day goes on and it goes off. Remove the letters w a n k e r from his keyboard. Order him lots of Pizzas to the office and a skip and a ton of sand (cash on delivery mind). Ordering 3 taxis at the same time and for a 100 mile journey should be fun also, especially if they all start fighting for the fare. Change all his screen colours to black on black but put some porn on as his backdrop in windows. So when it gets fixed - hey presto!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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use shift+up arrow on his computer, his screen will become upside downComment
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Doesn't on mine!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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works on my home computerOriginally posted by TonyEnglishComment
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Just scrolls my screen up....Comment
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Depends which video card you haveOriginally posted by TonyEnglishHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Change the keys on his keyborad to spell a word that you fell about him. We did this to one person the once and spelt D1ck
If he sells IT support then un plug thier PC and when he asks what is wrong with it you can pipe up and say have you tried re-booting it first.Thats the way the cookie crumblesComment
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