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    #11
    How about "In order to fix this problem, I need to explain a couple of tech things. Should I do that?"

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      #12
      "and saying "sorry, I'm not technical" leaving me unable to help them."

      Maybe you should speak english then you techie tw@t!!!
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Oh! dont worry, any dribling half wit could understand these instructions
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost


          Exactly what I need after my Philosopher's Stone experiment last week.
          What? Oh, I see! Dump it on the markets, etc, etc, etc, leading to anarchy on the streets... Bloody hell, that's cunning!

          Didn't Gordon Brown try it a few years ago? Didn't use nearly enough, but then he's in with the greys, who seem to be fecking crap at high finance.
          Last edited by wendigo100; 13 July 2007, 22:29.

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