How about "In order to fix this problem, I need to explain a couple of tech things. Should I do that?"
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"and saying "sorry, I'm not technical" leaving me unable to help them."
Maybe you should speak english then you techie tw@t!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Oh! dont worry, any dribling half wit could understand these instructions
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What? Oh, I see! Dump it on the markets, etc, etc, etc, leading to anarchy on the streets...Originally posted by zeitghost
Exactly what I need after my Philosopher's Stone experiment last week.
Bloody hell, that's cunning!
Didn't Gordon Brown try it a few years ago? Didn't use nearly enough, but then he's in with the greys, who seem to be fecking crap at high finance.Last edited by wendigo100; 13 July 2007, 22:29.Comment
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