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Man eating flies in Dorset...
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Originally posted by zeitghost
Some flies will eat anything.....Comment
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Who needs to look at the news when ZEITGHOST is about.Originally posted by zeitghost
You must spent some time on BBC todayThats the way the cookie crumblesComment
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Zeity,
Are you a personal tutor as well? Regale us with some stories of when your students visit you with <ahem> personal problems.
Pref. female.
Pervy Burd.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost
whats that got to do with a man who eats flies in dorset?Comment
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It goes on to say he then sawllowed a spider.
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why he swallowed that fly...Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Sounds like more exciting than IT contractingOriginally posted by zeitghostNah.
The most exciting thing that ever happens is that half neked lady sticking her head through the curtains across the road.Comment
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Ask her over for a cup of tea. Unless she's an android of course. They rarely have the complete set of organs.Originally posted by zeitghostNah.
I'm a lowly hewer of wood & drawer of water, not an exalted academic... so no pervy stories to share..
Sadly.
The most exciting thing that ever happens is that half neked lady sticking her head through the curtains across the road.
And that isn't very exciting.Comment
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