Man eating flies in Dorset...

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wendigo100 replied

13 July 2007, 12:48
Originally posted by zeitghost

Nah.

I'm a lowly hewer of wood & drawer of water, not an exalted academic... so no pervy stories to share..

Sadly.

The most exciting thing that ever happens is that half neked lady sticking her head through the curtains across the road.

And that isn't very exciting.

Ask her over for a cup of tea. Unless she's an android of course. They rarely have the complete set of organs.
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andy replied

13 July 2007, 12:44
Originally posted by zeitghost

Nah.

The most exciting thing that ever happens is that half neked lady sticking her head through the curtains across the road.

Sounds like more exciting than IT contracting
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OrangeHopper replied

13 July 2007, 12:43
Been there, done that!
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gingerjedi replied

13 July 2007, 12:34
It goes on to say he then sawllowed a spider.

He swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why he swallowed that fly...
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el duder replied

13 July 2007, 12:28
Originally posted by zeitghost

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6896398.stm

And I thought it was such a nice place...

whats that got to do with a man who eats flies in dorset?
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Burdock replied

13 July 2007, 12:25
Zeity,

Are you a personal tutor as well? Regale us with some stories of when your students visit you with <ahem> personal problems.

Pref. female.

Pervy Burd.
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Cooperinliverp00l replied

13 July 2007, 12:23
Originally posted by zeitghost

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6896398.stm

And I thought it was such a nice place...

Who needs to look at the news when ZEITGHOST is about.

You must spent some time on BBC today
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Let-Me-In replied

13 July 2007, 12:02
Originally posted by zeitghost

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6896398.stm

And I thought it was such a nice place...

Some flies will eat anything.....
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Xenophon replied

13 July 2007, 11:39
Is this the ZG Lunchtime News?
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zeitghost started a topic Man eating flies in Dorset...

13 July 2007, 11:37
Man eating flies in Dorset...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6896398.stm

And I thought it was such a nice place...
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