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[Burdock]

I am off tomorrow.. greek islands for me. Jellied kebabs, fish 'n Moussaka and Ratzina Demestos cocktails whilst wearinmg "kiss me bolloc*s" hats

You will be a credit to your country my sahn!

Dodgy Ambassador

[alreadypacked]

I am off tomorrow.. greek islands for me. Jellied kebabs, fish 'n Moussaka and Ratzina Demestos cocktails whilst wearinmg "kiss me bolloc*s" hats

Have a good time, would suggest you don't ware the hat going through airport security.

Not know for their scene of humour, in fact I have noticed they are even getting a bit more pedantic these days, anyone else notice it?

[DodgyAgent]

Thanks guys I am missing you already.

[gingerjedi]

Have a good time, would suggest you don't ware the hat going through airport security.

Not know for their scene of humour, in fact I have noticed they are even getting a bit more pedantic these days, anyone else notice it?

I was queuing back to the tarmac at Bristol airport on Sunday, there were about 10 security staff/police/immigration that were looking rather flustered and shouting at people to take passports out of wallets and not to use phones until they had been 'processed', usually I can walk straight through so I don't know who they were expecting??

At least my bag was on the carousel when I finally got through which makes a change.

[Churchill]

I am off tomorrow.. greek islands for me. Jellied kebabs, fish 'n Moussaka and Ratzina Demestos cocktails whilst wearinmg "kiss me bolloc*s" hats

Have a good trip.

[Churchill]

I was queuing back to the tarmac at Bristol airport on Sunday, there were about 10 security staff/police/immigration that were looking rather flustered and shouting at people to take passports out of wallets and not to use phones until they had been 'processed', usually I can walk straight through so I don't know who they were expecting??

At least my bag was on the carousel when I finally got through which makes a change.

I was asked by innigration to open the boot on my Porsche. They were looking for people smuggling.

[gingerjedi]

I was asked by innigration to open the boot on my Porsche. They were looking for people smuggling.

Did you show them the engine then? If I were you I would have took the skoda to the airport.

[DodgyAgent]

Did you show them the engine then? If I were you I would have took the skoda to the airport.

They opened the bonnet and asked where the engine was, to which Churchill said it has obviously been stolen. A passer by who by sheer coincidence also owned a porsche overheard the conversation and said" hey dont worry I've got a spare engine in the boot of mine"

[Moscow Mule]

Have a good time, would suggest you don't ware the hat going through airport security.

Not know for their scene of humour, in fact I have noticed they are even getting a bit more pedantic these days, anyone else notice it?

They are miserable little barstewards, full of their own self-importance.

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[Churchill]

They opened the bonnet and asked where the engine was, to which Churchill said it has obviously been stolen. A passer by who by sheer coincidence also owned a porsche overheard the conversation and said" hey dont worry I've got a spare engine in the boot of mine"

You're about as funny as a dose of the ! <ahem> I believe...