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[Churchill]

They opened the bonnet and asked where the engine was, to which Churchill said it has obviously been stolen. A passer by who by sheer coincidence also owned a porsche overheard the conversation and said" hey dont worry I've got a spare engine in the boot of mine"

You're about as funny as a dose of the ! <ahem> I believe...

[Moscow Mule]

Have a good time, would suggest you don't ware the hat going through airport security.

Not know for their scene of humour, in fact I have noticed they are even getting a bit more pedantic these days, anyone else notice it?

They are miserable little barstewards, full of their own self-importance.

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[DodgyAgent]

Did you show them the engine then? If I were you I would have took the skoda to the airport.

They opened the bonnet and asked where the engine was, to which Churchill said it has obviously been stolen. A passer by who by sheer coincidence also owned a porsche overheard the conversation and said" hey dont worry I've got a spare engine in the boot of mine"

[gingerjedi]

I was asked by innigration to open the boot on my Porsche. They were looking for people smuggling.

Did you show them the engine then? If I were you I would have took the skoda to the airport.

[Churchill]

I was queuing back to the tarmac at Bristol airport on Sunday, there were about 10 security staff/police/immigration that were looking rather flustered and shouting at people to take passports out of wallets and not to use phones until they had been 'processed', usually I can walk straight through so I don't know who they were expecting??

At least my bag was on the carousel when I finally got through which makes a change.

I was asked by innigration to open the boot on my Porsche. They were looking for people smuggling.

[Churchill]

I am off tomorrow.. greek islands for me. Jellied kebabs, fish 'n Moussaka and Ratzina Demestos cocktails whilst wearinmg "kiss me bolloc*s" hats

Have a good trip.

[gingerjedi]

Have a good time, would suggest you don't ware the hat going through airport security.

Not know for their scene of humour, in fact I have noticed they are even getting a bit more pedantic these days, anyone else notice it?

I was queuing back to the tarmac at Bristol airport on Sunday, there were about 10 security staff/police/immigration that were looking rather flustered and shouting at people to take passports out of wallets and not to use phones until they had been 'processed', usually I can walk straight through so I don't know who they were expecting??

At least my bag was on the carousel when I finally got through which makes a change.

[DodgyAgent]

Thanks guys I am missing you already.

[alreadypacked]

I am off tomorrow.. greek islands for me. Jellied kebabs, fish 'n Moussaka and Ratzina Demestos cocktails whilst wearinmg "kiss me bolloc*s" hats

Have a good time, would suggest you don't ware the hat going through airport security.

Not know for their scene of humour, in fact I have noticed they are even getting a bit more pedantic these days, anyone else notice it?

[Burdock]

I am off tomorrow.. greek islands for me. Jellied kebabs, fish 'n Moussaka and Ratzina Demestos cocktails whilst wearinmg "kiss me bolloc*s" hats

You will be a credit to your country my sahn!

Dodgy Ambassador

[Kyajae]

I thought 'hey ho, the worm is finally turning'

That's no way to talk about your missus. Sadguru, yes, even maggot would apply, but not the good lady

[DodgyAgent]

Nah mate, we don't want your sort down there!

I am off tomorrow.. greek islands for me. Jellied kebabs, fish 'n Moussaka and Ratzina Demestos cocktails whilst wearinmg "kiss me bolloc*s" hats

[Churchill]

Do they sell fish n chips, jellied eeels and kiss me kwik hats in Cannes ?

Nah mate, we don't want your sort down there!

[EternalOptimist]

For years my missus has barely tolerated my sense of humour when it comes to this type of 'politically correct' subject. Last week I nearly fell off my chair when she said 'something has to be done'.

I think she was in shock after learning that it was doctors that tried to murder hundreds in London and Glasgow.

I thought 'hey ho, the worm is finally turning'

Wont be long till us dudes on CUK are mainstream

[DodgyAgent]

Sarf of Frants.

On me hols!

Do they sell fish n chips, jellied eeels and kiss me kwik hats in Cannes ?