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They opened the bonnet and asked where the engine was, to which Churchill said it has obviously been stolen. A passer by who by sheer coincidence also owned a porsche overheard the conversation and said" hey dont worry I've got a spare engine in the boot of mine"
You're about as funny as a dose of the ! <ahem> I believe...
Did you show them the engine then? If I were you I would have took the skoda to the airport.
They opened the bonnet and asked where the engine was, to which Churchill said it has obviously been stolen. A passer by who by sheer coincidence also owned a porsche overheard the conversation and said" hey dont worry I've got a spare engine in the boot of mine"
I was queuing back to the tarmac at Bristol airport on Sunday, there were about 10 security staff/police/immigration that were looking rather flustered and shouting at people to take passports out of wallets and not to use phones until they had been 'processed', usually I can walk straight through so I don't know who they were expecting??
At least my bag was on the carousel when I finally got through which makes a change.
I was asked by innigration to open the boot on my Porsche. They were looking for people smuggling.
Have a good time, would suggest you don't ware the hat going through airport security.
Not know for their scene of humour, in fact I have noticed they are even getting a bit more pedantic these days, anyone else notice it?
I was queuing back to the tarmac at Bristol airport on Sunday, there were about 10 security staff/police/immigration that were looking rather flustered and shouting at people to take passports out of wallets and not to use phones until they had been 'processed', usually I can walk straight through so I don't know who they were expecting??
At least my bag was on the carousel when I finally got through which makes a change.
For years my missus has barely tolerated my sense of humour when it comes to this type of 'politically correct' subject. Last week I nearly fell off my chair when she said 'something has to be done'.
I think she was in shock after learning that it was doctors that tried to murder hundreds in London and Glasgow.
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