Originally posted by wendigo100
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Originally posted by DiverMooses are alright, but I couldn't eat a whole one
You just got back from pub or work?
I've heard there are some hits and tips for cooking whole elk on the web somewhere!
Er, pub, sort of, via a school-leavers' ball.Comment
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School leavers ball?
1. you are still young enough to be invited to them then?
2. you gate crashed?
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actually, if you want to get pisshed quicker it works wonders as an additive to guinness.Originally posted by DiverPort?
That muck is only good for pouring on stilton cheese, and cleaning those stubborn stains in the bathroom
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Ah! so thats why your posts petered out last nightOriginally posted by DS23actually, if you want to get pisshed quicker it works wonders as an additive to guinness.
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Us mooses are made of stronger stuff. Got to go now, the kids want their brekkie.Originally posted by DiverHi moose!
Hope you're not too delicate this morning

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You actually feed yours?Originally posted by Moose423956Us mooses are made of stronger stuff. Got to go now, the kids want their brekkie.
They will never learn independence
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