Originally posted by Diver
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Port?Originally posted by Moose423956Actually. No. Yes. I've just realised I'm drinking lager that's 2.6%. Yeuch. Where's the port?
That muck is only good for pouring on stilton cheese, and cleaning those stubborn stains in the bathroom
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Oh well. Any port in a storm.Originally posted by DiverPort?
That muck is only good for pouring on stilton cheese, and cleaning those stubborn stains in the bathroom
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Don't make statements like that on here. they will start multi thread attacks on youOriginally posted by Moose423956Oh well. Any port in a storm.
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I don't care. I'm gay and proud of it.Originally posted by DiverDon't make statements like that on here. they will start multi thread attacks on you
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Never mind I'll still talk to you.
I'm no homeopho/homerpho/hemophob see can't even spell it
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Think Moose has passed out?Originally posted by wendigo100Just got home. Have I missed anything?
Gone very quiet, must have found the port
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No stamina, mooses. Scooter works with one in Bergen.Originally posted by DiverThink Moose has passed out?
Gone very quiet, must have found the port
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Originally posted by wendigo100No stamina, mooses. Scooter works with one in Bergen.
Mooses are alright, but I couldn't eat a whole one
You just got back from pub or work?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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