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    #21
    Originally posted by wendigo100
    No stamina, mooses. Scooter works with one in Bergen.
    Sorry. I was looking at porn.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Diver
      Mooses are alright, but I couldn't eat a whole one

      You just got back from pub or work?
      I've heard there are some hits and tips for cooking whole elk on the web somewhere!

      Er, pub, sort of, via a school-leavers' ball.

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        #23
        School leavers ball?

        1. you are still young enough to be invited to them then?

        2. you gate crashed?

        Or were you organizer or chaperone?
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #24
          Originally posted by Diver
          Port?

          That muck is only good for pouring on stilton cheese, and cleaning those stubborn stains in the bathroom
          actually, if you want to get pisshed quicker it works wonders as an additive to guinness.

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            #25
            Originally posted by DS23
            actually, if you want to get pisshed quicker it works wonders as an additive to guinness.
            Ah! so thats why your posts petered out last night
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #26
              Oooh my head. Just got up. Why oh why did I open up the port?

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                #27
                Hi moose!

                Hope you're not too delicate this morning

                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Diver
                  Hi moose!

                  Hope you're not too delicate this morning

                  Us mooses are made of stronger stuff. Got to go now, the kids want their brekkie.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Moose423956
                    Us mooses are made of stronger stuff. Got to go now, the kids want their brekkie.
                    You actually feed yours?

                    They will never learn independence
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #30
                      No pub last night
                      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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