You Know You're Getting Old When....

**Zorba** · 6 July 2007, 13:33

... you think twice when the wife is feeling frisky.

**Sockpuppet** · 6 July 2007, 13:42

Originally posted by Zorba

... you think twice when the wife is feeling frisky.

Nah you've just realised she wants something like a new kitchen.

**Zorba** · 6 July 2007, 13:44

Originally posted by Sockpuppet

Nah you've just realised she wants something like a new kitchen.

Mine's past that - she just nags when she wants something like a new kitchen. At the moment, she wants a new kitchen as she's just sussed out her ideal kitchen - however, she doesn't want it in this house so she also wants a new house to put it in. Unfortunately, that new house won't go with her current supermini, so she'll want a 4x4 to go with it. You see the problem.

**Cooperinliverp00l** · 6 July 2007, 13:46

.....you have to change your undies more than once a day due to weak bladder

**Zorba** · 6 July 2007, 13:50

Originally posted by zeitghost

Have you tried incontinence pads?

mmmmm incontinence pads.... no, wait...

**Cooperinliverp00l** · 6 July 2007, 13:51

Originally posted by Zorba

mmmmm incontinence pads.... no, wait...

i prefer to go commando let it run down your leg and put the pad in your shoes

**kramer** · 6 July 2007, 13:52

Originally posted by Zorba

Mine's past that -

you mean they stop..... when does that happen? Its gotta to be soon!

**kramer** · 6 July 2007, 13:52

Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l

i prefer to go commando let it run down your leg and put the pad in your shoes

All nerds wear sandals to go with the beard!

**rhubarb** · 6 July 2007, 14:01

you die.

You Know You're Getting Old When....