....you dont need to take drugs - you get the same effects just standing up quickly.
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Nah you've just realised she wants something like a new kitchen.Originally posted by Zorba... you think twice when the wife is feeling frisky.Comment
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Mine's past that - she just nags when she wants something like a new kitchen. At the moment, she wants a new kitchen as she's just sussed out her ideal kitchen - however, she doesn't want it in this house so she also wants a new house to put it in. Unfortunately, that new house won't go with her current supermini, so she'll want a 4x4 to go with it. You see the problem.Originally posted by SockpuppetNah you've just realised she wants something like a new kitchen.Comment
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.....you have to change your undies more than once a day due to weak bladderThats the way the cookie crumblesComment
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mmmmm incontinence pads.... no, wait...Originally posted by zeitghostHave you tried incontinence pads?
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i prefer to go commando let it run down your leg and put the pad in your shoesOriginally posted by Zorbammmmm incontinence pads.... no, wait...
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you mean they stop..... when does that happen? Its gotta to be soon!Originally posted by ZorbaMine's past that ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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All nerds wear sandals to go with the beard!Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00li prefer to go commando let it run down your leg and put the pad in your shoes
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