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Are your instincts usually spot on?

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    #21
    Originally posted by sasguru
    Well now my pyschic ability tells me you're gay.
    Not at all darling.

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      #22
      Originally posted by sasguru
      Well now my pyschic ability tells me you're gay.

      I think your gaydar has gone on the wonk SAS!

      It's gone off cock, so to speak
      The pope is a tard.

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        #23
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        I think your gaydar has gone on the wonk SAS!

        It's gone off cock, so to speak
        Has he gone off half-cocked, so to speak?

        It was a cat.

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          #24
          Originally posted by realityhack
          It was a cat.

          Now thats gay!



          sorry - couldn't resist
          The pope is a tard.

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            #25
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            Now thats gay!



            sorry - couldn't resist
            I'm sure enough of my orientation to take you over my knee - just as sure as I am of the need to attend A&E for injuries sustained to the knee afterwards.

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              #26
              Originally posted by realityhack
              I'm sure enough of my orientation to take you over my knee - just as sure as I am of the need to attend A&E for injuries sustained to the knee afterwards.

              Indeed
              The pope is a tard.

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                #27
                Damn - actually had a semi-serious (ok, quarter-serious) contribution to make before it eroded into the usual (laudable) mirth.

                I used to think my instincts were bang-on, but as time has passed and I've invariably aged, I realise that the failings of my instincts were often plastered over by sheer pride. I might have thought someone is a waste of flesh, and would continue to think so, when in fact I had caught that person on an off day or just hadn't given them the time of day to prove otherwise.

                Now, I'm not so sure. I try and give people enough rope to hang themselves with.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Chugnut
                  there was a sign on the door saying "Back in 5 minutes".
                  It obviously should have read "Your appointment was 5 minutes ago but I knew you were going to be 5 minutes late so I've gone out"
                  It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    And then you hang them?

                    Good move in my opinion.
                    Et tu, ZG? I would never do that.



                    I tie them to the nearest passing bus.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by KathyWoolfe
                      It obviously should have read "Your appointment was 5 minutes ago but I knew you were going to be 5 minutes late so I've gone out"
                      That would have: -

                      a) been a rather big sign
                      b) ruined a perfectly good gag
                      c) potentially invoked a causality loop

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