Reply to: Are your instincts usually spot on?

[Gonzo]

I can usually sense that "something" is not right, unfortunately I never realise "what" it is until after it has happened.

[Chugnut]

It obviously should have read "Your appointment was 5 minutes ago but I knew you were going to be 5 minutes late so I've gone out"

That would have: -

a) been a rather big sign
b) ruined a perfectly good gag
c) potentially invoked a causality loop

[Zorba]

And then you hang them?

Good move in my opinion.

Et tu, ZG? I would never do that.



I tie them to the nearest passing bus.

[KathyWoolfe]

there was a sign on the door saying "Back in 5 minutes".

It obviously should have read "Your appointment was 5 minutes ago but I knew you were going to be 5 minutes late so I've gone out"

[Zorba]

Damn - actually had a semi-serious (ok, quarter-serious) contribution to make before it eroded into the usual (laudable) mirth.

I used to think my instincts were bang-on, but as time has passed and I've invariably aged, I realise that the failings of my instincts were often plastered over by sheer pride. I might have thought someone is a waste of flesh, and would continue to think so, when in fact I had caught that person on an off day or just hadn't given them the time of day to prove otherwise.

Now, I'm not so sure. I try and give people enough rope to hang themselves with.

[SallyAnne]

I'm sure enough of my orientation to take you over my knee - just as sure as I am of the need to attend A&E for injuries sustained to the knee afterwards.

Indeed

[realityhack]

Now thats gay!



sorry - couldn't resist

I'm sure enough of my orientation to take you over my knee - just as sure as I am of the need to attend A&E for injuries sustained to the knee afterwards.

[SallyAnne]

It was a cat.

Now thats gay!



sorry - couldn't resist

[realityhack]

I think your gaydar has gone on the wonk SAS!

It's gone off cock, so to speak

Has he gone off half-cocked, so to speak?

It was a cat.

[SallyAnne]

Well now my pyschic ability tells me you're gay.

I think your gaydar has gone on the wonk SAS!

It's gone off cock, so to speak

[realityhack]

Well now my pyschic ability tells me you're gay.

Not at all darling.

[SallyAnne]

I think we've established you aren't psychic.

Yes, I think thats become pretty clear

[sasguru]

Nope

Well now my pyschic ability tells me you're gay.

[realityhack]

That's easy. It's a woman with big bazookas. See, easy

Nope

[realityhack]

I think we've established you aren't psychic.