Originally posted by gingerjedi
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Originally posted by Moose423956and she fell over as easily as Frank Bruno did as well.
Injured my arse! ...only when she went behind did she start to play the mind games, we will see how injured she is over the next few days.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Reminds me of the time my Stepfather decided to have a couple of drinks with his meal when he was working in germany. He didn't realise quite how potent the local brew was and decided to drive back to the hotel (big mistake).Originally posted by KyajaeI bet that really impressed them.
The German police pulled him over as he started the wrong way down a one way street and then tried to reverse back out, breathalysed him and promptly arrested him.
He spent the whole night singing Hitler has only got one ball at the top of his voice to spite them, god only knows how he got out of there alive the next morning....
We certainly had a good old laugh at his expense though
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Originally posted by ArdescoHe spent the whole night singing Hitler has only got one ball at the top of his voice to spite them, god only knows how he got out of there alive the next morning....
Just goes to show that after a couple slugs of the good old Deutche Brew, you think you can get away with anything!! I think the second world war was started by too much drinking.
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But there again Hitler didn't declare war on us.Originally posted by tootiethink Hitler was tee total ..
Winston was the guzzler...Comment
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True - but he was behaving in a rather un gentlemanly mannerOriginally posted by wendigo100But there again Hitler didn't declare war on us.Comment
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And he was meant to be a bit whiffy as well I believeOriginally posted by tootieTrue - but he was behaving in a rather un gentlemanly mannerComment
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Mobile phones in public places, or more specifically people gassing away on their mobile phone loudly for the length of your entire journey on public transport... Inconsiderate *****
Oh, and irritating ring tones.Comment
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We had one permie with the tune from the Muppet show as a ring tone. Kept leaving the phone on her desk when she was on call. We decided to put the phone in her desk drawer to lessen the noise. Unfortunately the phone got jammed in the drawer and we couldn’t close it no matter how hard we slammed it. Conveniently the phone stopped ringing.Originally posted by Charles Foster KaneMobile phones in public places, or more specifically people gassing away on their mobile phone loudly for the length of your entire journey on public transport... Inconsiderate *****
Oh, and irritating ring tones.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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