Originally posted by Kyajae
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Can you give birth to afterbirth and technically be called a mother to the after birth?Originally posted by wendigo100In that case, technically, he would still have a mother.
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Well, necessity is the mother of invention.Originally posted by KyajaeCan you give birth to afterbirth and technically be called a mother to the after birth?
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I thought that was Frank Zappa.... oh no.... thats mothers isn't it.... as you were.Originally posted by wendigo100Well, necessity is the mother of invention.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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True. If they call it afterbirth, the proper birth must have already taken place. Otherwise women would keep it in a jar, read stories to it and take it on trips to Toys R Us.Originally posted by wendigo100Well, necessity is the mother of invention.Comment
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Like the mother of all battles perhaps.Originally posted by KyajaeTrue. If they call it afterbirth, the proper birth must have already taken place. Otherwise women would keep it in a jar, read stories to it and take it on trips to Toys R Us.Comment
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All battles? That's a hell of a breeding rate.Originally posted by wendigo100Like the mother of all battles perhaps.Comment
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Shortest conversation on record:Originally posted by TrollFishing?
"Fishing?"
"No, drowning worms"Comment
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Originally posted by TrollFishing?
The internet.
You wait. The government wont let it go uncontrolled for much longer.Comment
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