• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Next thing to be banned...

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #21
    Originally posted by Kyajae
    Maggot doesn't have a mother. He was the afterbirth.
    In that case, technically, he would still have a mother.

    Comment


      #22
      Originally posted by wendigo100
      In that case, technically, he would still have a mother.
      Can you give birth to afterbirth and technically be called a mother to the after birth?

      Hmm. That's an interesting one. Is it worth a separate thread?

      Comment


        #23
        Originally posted by Kyajae
        Can you give birth to afterbirth and technically be called a mother to the after birth?

        Hmm. That's an interesting one. Is it worth a separate thread?
        Well, necessity is the mother of invention.

        Comment


          #24
          Originally posted by wendigo100
          Well, necessity is the mother of invention.
          I thought that was Frank Zappa.... oh no.... thats mothers isn't it.... as you were.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

          Comment


            #25
            Originally posted by wendigo100
            Well, necessity is the mother of invention.
            True. If they call it afterbirth, the proper birth must have already taken place. Otherwise women would keep it in a jar, read stories to it and take it on trips to Toys R Us.

            Comment


              #26
              Originally posted by Kyajae
              True. If they call it afterbirth, the proper birth must have already taken place. Otherwise women would keep it in a jar, read stories to it and take it on trips to Toys R Us.
              Like the mother of all battles perhaps.

              Comment


                #27
                Originally posted by wendigo100
                Like the mother of all battles perhaps.
                All battles? That's a hell of a breeding rate.

                Comment


                  #28
                  Originally posted by Troll
                  Fishing?
                  Shortest conversation on record:

                  "Fishing?"

                  "No, drowning worms"

                  Comment


                    #29
                    West Ham.

                    Comment


                      #30
                      Originally posted by Troll
                      Fishing?

                      The internet.

                      You wait. The government wont let it go uncontrolled for much longer.

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X