Originally posted by Numptycorner
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And just to prove my point in the smoking ban thread
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*sigh*Originally posted by shaunbhoyCan you explain just why so many of your posts have veiled references to men, fathers, and uncles? Is there something you'd like to share with us?

Got the generation gap poof humour here methinks. Nob.Call the cops
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The pubs will be fine, they needed a good cleanout to get rid of the smoker trash.The only people who have "won" won't be going down the empty pubs in a hurry don't you worry. Just stay at home with your herbal tea!
Good point... get away from outside the pub, you make the place look untidy... If you dont like it ... tough tulipNext they will be complaining of smoke outside and smoke from car exhausts. The likes of you are never happy until all our lives are as dull as yours.
Good jibe! You can tell all your mates down at the pub about it tonight.. oh hang on... no you cant... they will all be at home whining and bitching.... give them a phone call instead... maybe a conference call?Your thinking is almost as poor as your understanding of English.
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"Hey Bazza? .. I got this non smoker b'stard real good today!! I mocked his post and english language errors... it was HILARIOUS!.. I bet he feels pretty silly right now, prob drowning his sorrows down at the pub with a pint, while we get to chat on the phone.. man he is a such a loser.. *chortle* ... *sigh*"Last edited by tay; 2 July 2007, 14:53.Comment
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Yeah, a mass exodus from the pubOriginally posted by shaunbhoyI beg to differ, I shall be down there pronto with the rest of my beer-supping non-smoking mates planning the demise of the silver crinklies that take room up at the JDW Bar ordering cheap coffee!!!
Now we have the whiff of victory in our nostrils there can only be one result!

I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoyI beg to differ, I shall be down there pronto with the rest of my beer-supping non-smoking mates planning the demise of the silver crinklies that take room up at the JDW Bar ordering cheap coffee!!!
Now we have the whiff of victory in our nostrils there can only be one result!

Boll*cks you'll be down at Muirfield wearing your blazer and tie, quietly and secretly puffing your pipe, scratching a pair of bollocks that you have'nt been able to see for 20 years, and saying to your fellow committee members; "that'll stuff it up them scrounging chavs", "now what about that fellow who walked off the 18th using the wrong path, do we ban him?"Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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OK, you're obviously bitter, but stick to the path and you won't get banned. Frankly, I'm amazed they let you in in the first place.Originally posted by DodgyAgentBoll*cks you'll be down at Muirfield wearing your blazer and tie, quietly and secretly puffing your pipe, scratching a pair of bollocks that you have'nt been able to see for 20 years, and saying to your fellow committee members; "that'll stuff it up them scrounging chavs", "now what about that fellow who walked off the 18th using the wrong path, do we ban him?"Comment
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I have seen you in a members only golf club DA.. and you lent me a jacket so I would conform to the dress code.... is this where the golf hate has come from? I only beat you by 3 shots.... jeezComment
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I have never been a member of a golf club, but I have been told off by members on a number of occasions, I am sure you know what I mean about these people. I prefer to play golf with people I know who dont mind a bit of frivolity and competitive banter, especially the aussies, kiwis and saffers who so enjoy winning against the pomsOriginally posted by tayI have seen you in a members only golf club DA.. and you lent me a jacket so I would conform to the dress code.... is this where the golf hate has come from? I only beat you by 3 shots.... jeez
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Top Tip, stop putting Profession down as Recruitment Agent on the Application Forms then!!Originally posted by DodgyAgentI have never been a member of a golf club
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Company DirectorOriginally posted by shaunbhoyTop Tip, stop putting Profession down as Recruitment Agent on the Application Forms then!!

Last edited by DodgyAgent; 2 July 2007, 15:15.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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