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    #11
    Originally posted by Old Greg
    Fair enough - but don't stretch to killing their first-born sons. 'Vengeance is mine' saith the Lord
    What about smiting them in battle and ploughing salt into their fields?

    I always liked the more direct approach (taking all the women into bondage as well but that goes without saying...)

    BTW - good to see someone get in touch with their inner fundamentalist. Keep up the good work

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      #12
      So glad that I am not paying tax in any way shape of form.

      Managing the expenses right so I am set to make no profit! Har har.

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        #13
        Its only fair!

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          #14
          OP deleted original post due to the grief she was given (hardly surprising).

          Here it is anyhow:

          Hi all,

          Can you take a look through my i & e and see if it is ok please. Creditors want an update. The figures shown are for me, my partner, and 2 kids aged 8 and 6.
          I work, other half doesn't.

          INCOME P/M

          Child Benefit 130.86
          Working Tax Credit 461.54
          Child Tax Credit 338.00
          Wages 388.09
          DLA 269.10
          TOTAL 1587.59 PM

          EXPENDITURE

          TV Licence 11.61
          Rent 163.11
          Council Tax 42.44
          Water Rates 29.01
          Gas 45.00
          Electric 45.00
          Tax Credit Overpayment 14.00
          Telephone 35.00
          Internet 19.99
          Car Insurance 112.10
          School Meals 65.00
          Hairdressing 30.00
          Clothes 60.00
          Car Tax 27.08
          Car Service/repairs 40.00
          Petrol 140.00
          Glasses 16.67
          Mobile Phone 21.67
          Food/housekeeping 520.00
          Pets 15.00
          School Trips 10.00
          Kids Activities 56.33

          TOTAL £1519.01

          Disposable income = £68.58

          What do you think?
          Thanks.
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #15
            Disposable income = £68.58

            So the scrounging wh*re only earns £388 salary but the house has 2 cars, mobiles, Internet, £30 a month on hairdressers etc...

            She needs to get off her lazy ass and get a real job and stop relying on the state...at the very least she could go on the game and earn some cash...

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              #16
              Originally posted by Rantor
              What about smiting them in battle and ploughing salt into their fields?

              I always liked the more direct approach (taking all the women into bondage as well but that goes without saying...)

              BTW - good to see someone get in touch with their inner fundamentalist. Keep up the good work
              Sorry to disappoint but the ploughing the salt into the fields is not bibilical which makes you a damned heretic and I'm afraid we'll have to burn you at the stake. Let's put the fun back into fundamentalist.

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                #17
                I did go onto the other forum and read the whole thread.

                She doesn't deserve abuse as she's not bending or breaking any rules. As far as I'm concerned there is no difference in claiming the maximum benefits the law allows and paying the minimum tax the law allows, which we all try to do.

                If you don't like what she's entitled to, blame the government.

                Also, there are genuine reasons for her approach. She can't have a job (as opposed to being self-employed) because she can't work regular hours, due to children and (if I remember correctly) medical appointments - she's apparently recovering from a four year severe brain disease.

                Some people have suggested that partner doesn't need his own car and could look after the children, but would she have a partner if she had imposed those conditions on prospective candidates? Partner is not husband or father of children, so I think these arguments are questionable.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by IR35 Avoider
                  Some people have suggested that partner doesn't need his own car and could look after the children, but would she have a partner if she had imposed those conditions on prospective candidates? Partner is not husband or father of children, so I think these arguments are questionable.

                  Conditions?
                  Candidates?

                  This is a relationship, not a job!
                  When was the last time you 'interviewed' a 'candidate' for the 'job' of partner?

                  I think that I understand what you are saying, that the partner has no
                  responisibilites to her or the children and might leave if he can't have a car.

                  However he is contributing nothing to the family, in fact he is hindering them by not working when they are in such financial difficulties, he is just a drain on the family and the finances and they would probabally be better off without him!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by IR35 Avoider
                    Also, there are genuine reasons for her approach. She can't have a job (as opposed to being self-employed) because she can't work regular hours, due to children and (if I remember correctly) medical appointments - she's apparently recovering from a four year severe brain disease.
                    The DLA rate she quotes appears to be a combination of middle rate care and higher rate mobility. It could be highest care and lower mobility. These aren't the easiest things to get.

                    She doesn't mention a carers allowance (it's 87 quid and only if > 35 hours). If it's her partner working then even the little income showing will disqualify. It does seem to me she is at least trying.

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                      #20
                      Having said that, that board looks like an excellent candidate for a CUK holiday...

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