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A Shocking Evening

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    #11
    watch out he will send storms & plagues of fire - apparently.


    waiting for the locusts.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #12
      If Gods got a problem with your friends (and anyone one else for that matter) he'll sort it out in his own way.

      (just don't stand too close when there are thunder clouds around)

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        #13
        Originally posted by The AntiChrist
        But God loves everyone, right ?
        Not sure about the "limp wristed doughnut punchers" as Kevin Bl00dy Wilson calls them...

        He had a sketch where he walked into a gay bar and dropped his wallet...he kicked it oall the way out to the car park...

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          #14
          Originally posted by The AntiChrist
          But God loves everyone, right ?
          Yes - but he'll strike you down for your own good.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Moose423956
            Two of my friends - both male, both married with kids - shocked all and sundry at a get-together this evening when they started talking about the Gay Pride march in London today. Then, when it was time for one of them to leave, I was stunned to see them give each other a peck on the cheek. Oh my God.

            How the hell do I handle this?

            I was out on a date on friday night, and the girl was telling me about her gay friends, and we had small debate on the gay thing.

            Then as i was tucking into my burger, she came out with this classic line...

            Have you ever had a homosexual experience...

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              #16
              Originally posted by el duder
              I was out on a date on friday night, and the girl was telling me about her gay friends, and we had small debate on the gay thing.

              Then as i was tucking into my burger, she came out with this classic line...

              Have you ever had a homosexual experience...

              Another good date?

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                #17
                Originally posted by Old Greg
                Another good date?

                it was actually. not too bad at all.

                especially when she decided to tell me her poo story.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by el duder
                  it was actually. not too bad at all.

                  especially when she decided to tell me her poo story.
                  Well done mate, that's always when you know you're in.

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                    #19
                    Hmm! does this come round annaly?

                    Annually
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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