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SASGuru - Uncovered!
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SASGuru - Uncovered!
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Blocked here, but I will certainly make time in my weekend for this...."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
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No friends, or too asinine for you?Originally posted by sasguruI'm not and will never be on Facebook."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by sasguruI'm not and will never be on Facebook.
Maggot.
Shouldn't you be on Cheftalk discussing the pathetically small size of your sausage or something?Comment
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Get back to your Desk and do some work.Originally posted by sasguruI'm not and will never be on Facebook.Comment
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No, not with YOUR ugly fizzer. On that subject, what are you going to do for a replacement when Jade Goody wants her @rse back?Originally posted by sasguruI'm not and will never be on Facebook.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Fess up, Maggot, this really is you.Originally posted by sasguruI'm not and will never be on Facebook.Comment
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Ugly people apparently have really nice personalities, SASguru must look like Brad PittThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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More like his brother, Cess!Originally posted by BagpussUgly people apparently have really nice personalities, SASguru must look like Brad Pitt
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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