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Bagpuss replied

29 June 2007, 10:01
Originally posted by sasguru

I'm glad you've learnt all about projection. You were doing it unconsciously before. How long did it take you to google ?
Oh yes, I forgot you were a "real man".

Freud is your hero, makes you feel better having an excuse for being the way you are instead of admiting it's a disability.
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sasguru replied

29 June 2007, 10:00
Originally posted by Kyajae

Shouldn't you be squirming around trying to find some putrid carcass to infest?

Originally posted by Kyajae

Feeble and unimaginative retort alert

Oh, the irony ...
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sasguru replied

29 June 2007, 09:58
Originally posted by Bagpuss

Projection once again

One day you will learn real men don't need to brag.

I'm glad you've learnt all about projection. You were doing it unconsciously before. How long did it take you to google ?
Oh yes, I forgot you were a "real man".
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Bagpuss replied

29 June 2007, 09:50
Originally posted by sasguru

Whereas you have no saving graces whatever being short, brutish and ugly and with all the personality of a squished slug

Projection once again

One day you will learn real men don't need to brag.
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Kyajae replied

29 June 2007, 09:47
Originally posted by sasguru

Now don't you have some oustanding helpdesk calls to answer, you "engineer", you.

Er, no. That's not my job.

Shouldn't you be squirming around trying to find some putrid carcass to infest?
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sasguru replied

29 June 2007, 09:46
Originally posted by shaunbhoy

However, being the hunky blonde Adonis that I am ...

Nice to see you at least have the saving grace of an active imagination
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sasguru replied

29 June 2007, 09:45
Originally posted by Kyajae

Feeble and unimaginative retort alert

As opposed to your pithy, witty comments? Puuleaase!
Now don't you have some oustanding helpdesk calls to answer, you "engineer", you.
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shaunbhoy replied

29 June 2007, 09:44
Originally posted by sasguru

I hardly think an obese ogre such as yourself is qualified to comment in the looks department.

If that were indeed the case you may have had a point. However, being the hunky blonde Adonis that I am, I can taunt ugly little hobbits like you mercilessly!
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sasguru replied

29 June 2007, 09:43
Originally posted by Bagpuss

Ugly people apparently have really nice personalities, SASguru must look like Brad Pitt

Whereas you have no saving graces whatever being short, brutish and ugly and with all the personality of a squished slug
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Kyajae replied

29 June 2007, 09:43
Originally posted by sasguru

I hardly think an obese ogre such as yourself is qualified to comment in the looks department.

Feeble and unimaginative retort alert
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sasguru replied

29 June 2007, 09:41
Originally posted by shaunbhoy

More like his brother, Cess!

I hardly think an obese ogre such as yourself is qualified to comment in the looks department.
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shaunbhoy replied

29 June 2007, 09:24
Originally posted by Bagpuss

Ugly people apparently have really nice personalities, SASguru must look like Brad Pitt

More like his brother, Cess!
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Bagpuss replied

29 June 2007, 09:23
Ugly people apparently have really nice personalities, SASguru must look like Brad Pitt
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Kyajae replied

29 June 2007, 09:21
Originally posted by sasguru

I'm not and will never be on Facebook.

Fess up, Maggot, this really is you.
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shaunbhoy replied

29 June 2007, 09:16
Originally posted by sasguru

I'm not and will never be on Facebook.

No, not with YOUR ugly fizzer. On that subject, what are you going to do for a replacement when Jade Goody wants her @rse back?
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