Dog fighting in the UK

[angusglover]

I suppose you could avoid carrying the gun yourself by dialling 999 and saying that you are being savaged by a Brazilian. Hey presto - the Met do the shooting for you!

Or get the police to come by telling them you saw the dog driving at 35 in a 30mph zone...

[Kyajae]

I don't know what sort of gun it was, but here is one example.

I bed that dog drinks Carling Black Label!

[Xenophon]

I bed that dog drinks Carling Black Label!

Indeed, and this one.

[Sockpuppet]

Anyone had a real, full-on, barny with a dog, teeth and fangs, blood and snot ?

MY mates dog bit me once. I was over at his house looking after them as he was on holiday. He was on this whole "make the dog get out of its bed, stand in bed and let dog back in to show your dominance over it". So it will do what you say etc.

I came up with another idea. After watching the dog dry hump a pillow for 30 mins and the other dog (to show its dominance over him)...I dry humped his dog.

It did NOT like this and bit me. Was half tempted to bite it back.

[Xenophon]

I dry humped his dog.

There is no longer any mystery as to why you are somewhat unlucky in love, Sock!

On the subject of 'dry humping', one of my friends used to dry hump his girlfriends. The things is, he was never certain whether they realised what he was doing or not...

[andy]

I came up with another idea. After watching the dog dry hump a pillow for 30 mins and the other dog (to show its dominance over him)...I dry humped his dog.

why did you have to hump the dog ?

[sasguru]

...I dry humped his dog.

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You could improve your rates by joining the porn industry. Bestiality commands a premium, I gather.

[sasguru]

BTW Cheers all round: from dog-fights to speech impediments to bestiality. Another classic CUK thread.

[Zippy]

BTW Cheers all round: from dog-fights to speech impediments to bestiality. Another classic CUK thread.

And a sure sign of a very slow day in the office.

[Sockpuppet]

why did you have to hump the dog ?

I was showing it my dominance. I did not perform beasiality on his dog. I was clothed.

It did however not result in a marked increase in his obediance over the next week.