Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?
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Bullet Tooth Tony:
So, you are obviously the big di*k and the men on the side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey fagg*t balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony:
Now, di*ks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pus*y and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pu*sy. And, have brought your two little mincey fagg*t balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pus*y here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a pr*ck, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off.
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anything in only fools and horses.
'This time next year we'll be millionaires'
'You plonker rodney'
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I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique."Wait, I still function!"Comment
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How very dare you!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Sleeping in the Jag, on pills for me nerves.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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