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Poor old bugger...
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125cc of excitement, he must have been pushing 55mphThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by PRC1964I don't know... "died of excitement" sounds like a pretty good way to go.
bugger all chance of any of us lot managing it...
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It did make me smirk, particularly the bit about him waiting until his wife was pushing up daisies before he had the balls to buy the bike.Originally posted by PRC1964I don't know... "died of excitement" sounds like a pretty good way to go.Call the cops
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I don't know if that or the nine-inch sewer pipe is funnier!Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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"I didn't stand a chance"??? Range Rover driver mentality defined.Range Rover driver Stephen McKay said: "He came off and slid under the wheels of my car.
"There was nowhere I could go. I didn't stand a chance."Comment
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I didn't stand a chance of avoiding him?Originally posted by dang65"I didn't stand a chance"??? Range Rover driver mentality defined.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Shsssshhh. You stop it from being a rant about 4x4 drivers rather than an "old codger who shouldn't have been on the roads anyway" story.Originally posted by TrollI didn't stand a chance of avoiding him?Comment
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So now if he meets his wife in the afterlife he'll be nagged for all eternity - "See, I said you shouldn't have bought that bloody bike!"Originally posted by freakydancerIt did make me smirk, particularly the bit about him waiting until his wife was pushing up daisies before he had the balls to buy the bike.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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