Poor old bugger...

[angusglover]

I wanna be orgasmed to death by Charlies Angels.....no other way to go to be honest!!!!!

[OwlHoot]

It did make me smirk, particularly the bit about him waiting until his wife was pushing up daisies before he had the balls to buy the bike.

So now if he meets his wife in the afterlife he'll be nagged for all eternity - "See, I said you shouldn't have bought that bloody bike!"

[PRC1964]

I didn't stand a chance of avoiding him?

Shsssshhh. You stop it from being a rant about 4x4 drivers rather than an "old codger who shouldn't have been on the roads anyway" story.

[Troll]

"I didn't stand a chance"??? Range Rover driver mentality defined.

I didn't stand a chance of avoiding him?

[dang65]

Range Rover driver Stephen McKay said: "He came off and slid under the wheels of my car.

"There was nowhere I could go. I didn't stand a chance."

"I didn't stand a chance"??? Range Rover driver mentality defined.

[threaded]

I don't know if that or the nine-inch sewer pipe is funnier!

[freakydancer]

I don't know... "died of excitement" sounds like a pretty good way to go.

It did make me smirk, particularly the bit about him waiting until his wife was pushing up daisies before he had the balls to buy the bike.

[Burdock]

I don't know... "died of excitement" sounds like a pretty good way to go.

bugger all chance of any of us lot managing it...

[Bagpuss]

125cc of excitement, he must have been pushing 55mph

[PRC1964]

I don't know... "died of excitement" sounds like a pretty good way to go.

[freakydancer]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/6767457.stm