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    #71
    wow, since you put it so nicely!
    Actually i wouldnt want to ruin your productivity for the rest of the day, so no.
    Who's this bungle person?

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      #72
      Originally posted by Meerkat
      Who's this bungle person?
      I think I slept with him once or twice

      See http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/...v_episode.html
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #73
        Originally posted by Zippy
        I think I slept with him once or twice

        See http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/...v_episode.html
        Zippy in 'I like 'em big, hairy and stupid' mode

        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #74
          Originally posted by Meerkat
          i wouldnt want to ruin your productivity for the rest of the day, so no.
          Just how productive do you think I am/we are? Look at how much time is spent on here. Sorry that excuse falls flat on its face (which is something SA can't do apparently).
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #75
            Originally posted by Zippy
            I think I slept with him once or twice

            See http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/...v_episode.html
            that is so funny!!

            For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember
            the splendid children's TV programme "
            Rainbow", this may be a little
            lost on you...... but it was a great show to watch!

            Almost too ridiculous to believe... Below is transcript taken from the
            Unseen on TV Video clip. Innuendo all the way....

            The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

            Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "

            George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

            Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

            We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

            Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

            Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

            Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

            Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

            Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

            George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,

            Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

            Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

            Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

            George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.

            Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

            Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

            Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

            Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

            Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

            Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

            Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

            George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

            Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

            Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

            Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

            George: "Let's sing that plucking song."

            Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

            Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.

            Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."

            Roger: "Banging can be fun."

            Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

            Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

            Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

            everybody get your instruments out."

            Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

            Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

            like to play with my maracas?"

            Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

            Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

            Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

            George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

            Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

            you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls,

            ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."

            Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."

            "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."

            Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget ....

            to get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye."
            SA says;
            Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

            I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

            n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            (whatever these are)

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              #76
              Wasnt that done for the secret policemans ball or the first comic relief? I am sure it was on telly.
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #77
                Originally posted by n5gooner
                that is so funny!!
                Yep, you can't beat a bit of double-entendre on a slow Wednesday afternoon.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by Zippy
                  Yep, you can't beat a bit of double-entendre on a slow Wednesday afternoon.
                  Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre so the barman gave her one!
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                    Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre so the barman gave her one!
                    Absolutely my all-time fave joke.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      #80
                      bloke walks into a bar and the manager shouts
                      'out you are barred'
                      guy looks stunned, "why am i barred ?"
                      "you annoy everyone trying to cadge free drinks"
                      "But I've never been in this pub in my life"
                      "Well you must have a double then"
                      "Yes, double whisky please"




                      IGMC

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                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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