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No worries. I always assumed y'all thought I was a lay-dee anywayOriginally posted by XenophonIndeed.
Apologies for missing you from my shortlist of genuine CUK girls by the way.
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In a long tradition on this web site it is my duty to ask you, as a real girlie, to show us your baps.
BTW Does anyone know why Bungle walked around naked all day but wore PJs to bed.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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I think somone beat you to the customary (and side-splitting) bap gag last year - sorry.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanIn a long tradition on this web site it is my duty to ask you, as a real girlie, to show us your baps.
BTW Does anyone know why Bungle walked around naked all day but wore PJs to bed.
Don't know about the Bungle thing but I'm sure we'll think of a rude reason for it soon
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Due to the climate and living conditions I think. He lived in a crack house with little insulation and broken windows, but in the studio it was always quite warm under the lights.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanBTW Does anyone know why Bungle walked around naked all day but wore PJs to bed.
HTH."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Thank god you are still with us as visions of under-the-M69 style jokes were flashing before my eyes.Originally posted by MeerkatStill very much alive!
Well, i shopped him.
Has no-one twigged i'm female yet
You did the right thing, so well done.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Not you, this new Meerkat person.Originally posted by ZippyI think somone beat you to the customary (and side-splitting) bap gag last year - sorry.
Don't know about the Bungle thing but I'm sure we'll think of a rude reason for it soon
COME ON GIRLIE, TITS OUT FOR THE LADS.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanNot you, this new Meerkat person.
COME ON GIRLIE, TITS OUT FOR THE LADS.
TLG - you are persistent and I dig that.
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and predictable.Originally posted by Xenophon
TLG - you are persistent and I dig that.
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Bungle always worried me.Originally posted by angusgloverHe did didn't he...but not as many as Tinky WInky, he carries a handbag!!!!!Comment
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