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    #41
    Originally posted by Xenophon
    Reasonably successful. Was a great convo point. Never developed the double entendres as much as that though!

    The other good one was Dolphin Trainer.
    This is very funny, when we go 'on tour' with a gig, I'm normally a Beaver trainer. Although last summer I was working in Paris a lot and was an 'English' teacher, this one worked really well with the French girls.
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #42
      Originally posted by n5gooner
      This is very funny, when we go 'on tour' with a gig, I'm normally a Beaver trainer. Although last summer I was working in Paris a lot and was an 'English' teacher, this one worked really well with the French girls.


      Like it.
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #43
        I wonder if Mr Big is reading this thread? I wonder which flyover Meerkat will be proping up tomorrow?

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          #44
          Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
          I wonder if Mr Big is reading this thread? I wonder which flyover Meerkat will be proping up tomorrow?
          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            #45
            Meerkat has not been on since yesterday evening. I hope he is ok.

            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #46
              Originally posted by Xenophon
              Meerkat has not been on since yesterday evening. I hope he is ok.

              maybe mafiaso got him

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                #47
                Still very much alive!
                Well, i shopped him. I reckon HMRC knows of him from the bank anyway but i had some more information about his present banking situation they were interested in. I didnt give any details about myself or how i knew him.
                As of last night he pissed me off even more so am really glad i did this. He also told me that he 'arranged' for his mates to 'crash' into his company car so they could claim on his company car insurance. Wonder if i can do anything with that titbit.
                Has no-one twigged i'm female yet

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Meerkat
                  Still very much alive!
                  Well, i shopped him. I reckon HMRC knows of him from the bank anyway but i had some more information about his present banking situation they were interested in. I didnt give any details about myself or how i knew him.
                  As of last night he pissed me off even more so am really glad i did this. He also told me that he 'arranged' for his mates to 'crash' into his company car so they could claim on his company car insurance. Wonder if i can do anything with that titbit.
                  Has no-one twigged i'm female yet
                  Well done on still being alive and well done on doing the right thing.

                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Meerkat
                    Still very much alive!
                    Well, i shopped him. I reckon HMRC knows of him from the bank anyway but i had some more information about his present banking situation they were interested in. I didnt give any details about myself or how i knew him.
                    As of last night he pissed me off even more so am really glad i did this. He also told me that he 'arranged' for his mates to 'crash' into his company car so they could claim on his company car insurance. Wonder if i can do anything with that titbit.
                    Has no-one twigged i'm female yet
                    female = vindictive sneaky and evil....

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Meerkat
                      Has no-one twigged i'm female yet
                      Well done on being a girl too! The number of real girls on here is small and the history of dudes pretending to be girls is long and tortuous.

                      SallyAnne and cojak are two regular posters who are 100% female.
                      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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