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Originally posted by Causus DeliDo you have an update involving cleavage assessments?
yes, I have so far identified two sets of class A spacehoppers, dozens of 'Jesus H Christs', four 'I'm sure I married a fella' plus three peanut smugglers.
Eascote is the new silicon valley
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Originally posted by RantorPost removed for violating troll-feeding regulationsComment
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Originally posted by Causus DeliOh that's grown up.Comment
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Originally posted by Causus DeliI have two lenses +1.5 in me right and +2.75 in me left with absolutely no stigmata.
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I think you'll find that you meant "no astigmatism"Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh
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Originally posted by RantorActually, I did post a bug grown-up post but I just couldn't live with myselfComment
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Originally posted by hattraStigmata? Getting a bit above ourselves aren't we? Saint CD FFS!
I think you'll find that you meant "no astigmatism"Comment
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Originally posted by Causus DeliI tend to know what I mean, especially as I have worked in Ophthalmology/Orthoptics for many years.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistyes, I have so far identified two sets of class A spacehoppers, dozens of 'Jesus H Christs', four 'I'm sure I married a fella' plus three peanut smugglers. Eascote is the new silicon valley
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Causus DeliI tend to know what I mean, especially as I have worked in Ophthalmology/Orthoptics for many years.Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh
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