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I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!? -
or jump (according to the film).....so pretty useless eh???Originally posted by NumptycornerFire service says! -
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or danceSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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How is the salsa dancing going?Originally posted by n5gooneror danceRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by XenophonHow is the salsa dancing going?
it was really really good, had a little practice last night, have another session booked next monday.....you hsould give it a go !SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Fair play to you, mate. The only dancing I do comes after drinking too much alcohol and whilst I think I look great, I probably don't.Originally posted by n5goonerit was really really good, had a little practice last night, have another session booked next monday.....you hsould give it a go !
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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When I dance, I can see people looking at me wondering...Has he got headphones on? What is he dancing to?...Comment
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...and when I'm drunk I dance like my Dad...Originally posted by XenophonFair play to you, mate. The only dancing I do comes after drinking too much alcohol and whilst I think I look great, I probably don't.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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when I dance People start laughingOriginally posted by angusgloverWhen I dance, I can see people looking at me wondering...Has he got headphones on? What is he dancing to?...Comment
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