Classic Leaving Card Messages

[Clippy]

I thought you were dead.

or

End of an error - oops I meant era.

[Lucifer Box]

I thought you were dead.

Who? Leo Amery or Oliver Cromwell?

[pisces]

We're having a leaving party for you on Saturday Night........................


















































































You're not invited

[wendigo100]

In my early years at GEC it was honorable to simply write "Fuck off" to someone you knew well.

During the nineties I'd draw a little Roger Mellie and write "Bollocks".

Now I just write my name.

[floatsy]

lol

[Masher]

Good Bye
Good Luck
Good Riddance!

I once had to sign a card for a Comms Manager who was "leaving after 30 years service with the company". It seemed appropriate to cross out the service bit.

[Flubster]

I wrote the message 'Good riddance, nobody liked you anyway' to a colleague. The director saw the message, hauled me in an demanded an explanation. After trying to explain that we were good friends and no harm was intended, she got me to write 3 exclamation marks at the end of the message as she thought if would tone it down. You can imagine what I wrote on her card when she was made redundant...

[Purdy1964]

Last leaving card I wrote in, had messages from 100's of people, but mine stood out!

My Dearest Kevin
"Oh C0ck"
David

[realityhack]

"Can I have your chair?" is another good'un.

Or "Have a drink on me" and then stapling a tea bag to the card.

Not original, but I'm storing these here for future reference.

[threaded]

When the card wanders across my desk I look to see the girl's names and if there's the right coloured pen to hand, I draw little kisses &/or hearts.