Classic Leaving Card Messages

[ThomasSoerensen]

Proper contractor's leaving message;

Specification Rate units

Test Consultancy 80 160

subtotal e12800

total + 19% vat e15232

I assume these numbers are fictional. I expect you to work far less for far more.

[ThomasSoerensen]

No, it came from a PM who I used to introduce at meetings by saying "This is Mark, he makes a list of things. Apparently, it's helping the project"

[norrahe]

This was back when I was a permie but when lots of us left one department one of he guys wrote on my card " would the last person to leave, please turn out the lights"

[RSoles]

A big envelope full of money? Thank you! Thank you!



I once worked as a permie for a really despicable manager, he was retiring and one morning I could hear this wave of murmuring coming towards me along the open-plan office. As it neared I could discern "no", "**** off", "no", "go away". It was his leaving card, signed by his secretary only...............