I've heard it's raining up north

[Churchill]

According to the radio this morning, travel is chaos. Cars floating down the street, busses and trains can't move...

What have you lot done to upset God?

It's crackin t'flags darn ere!

[Xenophon]

I was waiting to see if anyone would come up with the "I'm just a poor boy" line. Obviously none of us can bring themselves to say that.

Typed it then thought better of it.

[wendigo100]

Feck me it's just arrived in Edlesborough. Heavy enough to crack skulls!

[Old Greg]

You're not in the liaison section I see - Langley, Va.

Shhhh

[Old Greg]

I'm just a poor lizard and nobody loves me...

Mrs Spondooli will, seeing as it's Friday and her old man will be down the boozer.

[Kyajae]

I'm just a poor lizard and nobody loves me...

<feck, that's true enough... >

He's just a poor lizard from a poor lizard community...

[Old Greg]

He's just a poor lizard from a poor lizard community...

I think you mean lizard community with significant economic challenges.

[Paddy]

I expect all those stranded drivers wished they'd bought a 4x4

Don't forget only pratts drive them.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/avdb/new...58_16x9_bb.asx

[Kyajae]

Spare him his life from his monstrosity...


<feck... this is art imitating life or something>

Easy done, easy glow, will you let him grow.......

[wendigo100]

Well, we had an hour of rain here, on and off, and now it's sunny again.

That was bad enough. How do you northerners and Scots cope?