...Will become el Gordo's Deputy. Having watched them on Question time special last night, I can't see any of them tempering Gordo's own dictatorial tendencies.
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Poll: Who Do You Predict......
24Hilary Benn4.17%1Hazel Blears0.00%0John Cruddas4.17%1Peter Haine0.00%0Harriett Harman0.00%0Alan Johnson0.00%0A Riot, I Predict A Riot20.83%5That No One Will Really Give A Feck70.83%17The poll is expired.
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No wonder there are so many candidates, it's the best job in the world!
Let's see:
You get a grace and favour mansion
You get to go on any jolly you like
You get to shag the staff
You haven't got to achieve anything
It doesn't matter if you feck up everything
You get an important-sounding title
You are accountable to nobody
And for all that you get a massive ministerial salary and equivalent state pension

Have I missed anything from the job description?
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I think you get two cars (Jags) as well.Originally posted by wendigo100No wonder there are so many candidates, it's the best job in the world!
Let's see:
You get a grace and favour mansion
You get to go on any jolly you like
You get to shag the staff
You haven't got to achieve anything
It doesn't matter if you feck up everything
You get an important-sounding title
You are accountable to nobody
And for all that you get a massive ministerial salary and equivalent state pension

Have I missed anything from the job description?
Alan Johnson may well get it.
Not very interesting fact: He used to be a postman and when he started, my Dad had to show him the ropes, so to speak.Comment
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I thought Alan Johnson had been kidnapped.Originally posted by ClippyI think you get two cars (Jags) as well.
Alan Johnson may well get it.
Not very interesting fact: He used to be a postman and when he started, my Dad had to show him the ropes, so to speak.
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Not that one, this one: http://www.alanjohnson.org/Originally posted by Moose423956I thought Alan Johnson had been kidnapped.
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