Poll: Who Do You Predict......

[Clippy]

I thought Alan Johnson had been kidnapped.

Not that one, this one: http://www.alanjohnson.org/

[Moose423956]

I think you get two cars (Jags) as well.

Alan Johnson may well get it.

Not very interesting fact: He used to be a postman and when he started, my Dad had to show him the ropes, so to speak.

I thought Alan Johnson had been kidnapped.

[Clippy]

No wonder there are so many candidates, it's the best job in the world!

Let's see:

You get a grace and favour mansion

You get to go on any jolly you like

You get to shag the staff

You haven't got to achieve anything

It doesn't matter if you feck up everything

You get an important-sounding title

You are accountable to nobody

And for all that you get a massive ministerial salary and equivalent state pension



Have I missed anything from the job description?

I think you get two cars (Jags) as well.

Alan Johnson may well get it.

Not very interesting fact: He used to be a postman and when he started, my Dad had to show him the ropes, so to speak.

[wendigo100]

No wonder there are so many candidates, it's the best job in the world!

Let's see:

You get a grace and favour mansion

You get to go on any jolly you like

You get to shag the staff

You haven't got to achieve anything

It doesn't matter if you feck up everything

You get an important-sounding title

You are accountable to nobody

And for all that you get a massive ministerial salary and equivalent state pension



Have I missed anything from the job description?

[Buffoon]

Not that I give a feck, but the chipmonk would be the funniest.

[Kyajae]

...Will become el Gordo's Deputy. Having watched them on Question time special last night, I can't see any of them tempering Gordo's own dictatorial tendencies.