Originally posted by Bagpuss
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Originally posted by DS23is it any good?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI've fallen in love with a pair of shoes...but they're £255
Should I buy them?
If you do here's a few questions for you:
Do they make you feel like you've blown a million pounds on a single bet in Monte Carlo?
Did they whisper "Yes you - buy me and I'll make you into a beautiful princess" [shoe-speak in such high frequency that it can't be heard by men]
Do the angels want to wear them first?
When you wear them do you:
1) dance like Carmen Miranda and sing like Billie Holliday?
2) sashay and want to ask men if that's a gun...?
If the answer to the above is 'yes'. then go for it.
(PS. I've recently spent £142 on a beautiful lingerie set, if that helps)"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI've fallen in love with a pair of shoes...but they're £255
Should I buy them?
No, because after wearing them once you'll put them in the cupboard and never wear them again.
But on reflection life is there to be enjoyed.All that is necessary for evil members to succeed is that good members post nothingComment
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PPS
I got the hang of them in the end, Sal. It just took practice and a bit of application..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojakPPS
I got the hang of them in the end, Sal. It just took practice and a bit of application...The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by cojak(PS. I've recently spent £142 on a beautiful lingerie set, if that helps)
Tell us more Cojak!Comment
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Originally posted by cojakDo you really need an answer??
If you do here's a few questions for you:
Do they make you feel like you've blown a million pounds on a single bet in Monte Carlo?
Did they whisper "Yes you - buy me and I'll make you into a beautiful princess" [shoe-speak in such high frequency that it can't be heard by men]
Do the angels want to wear them first?
When you wear them do you:
1) dance like Carmen Miranda and sing like Billie Holliday?
2) sashay and want to ask men if that's a gun...?
If the answer to the above is 'yes'. then go for it.
(PS. I've recently spent £142 on a beautiful lingerie set, if that helps)
Exactly the response I was hoping for
Wow £142 on lingerie? Who's the lucky fella?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Hubby of course! (He liked the look, he just doesn't know the price... )
I may not look like them but I do feel like them..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojakHubby of course! (He liked the look, he just doesn't know the price... )
I may not look like them but I do feel like them...
Oooh very nice!!! Mr Cojak will be delighted no doubt
my shoesees
Not everyone's taste like, but with jeans they'll be sexy as ****
yay being rich!!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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