Reply to: Question for Cojak!

[Bagpuss]

They look like clarks shoes sprayed silver (we are on to you Stella)

PS Sal, you been posing for men and motors again?

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4513/cfooderof2.jpg

[SallyAnne]

I picture you as a voluptuous Mae West figure Sal, don't do yourself down - your fiance loves all of you!

Yeah definately Mae West - she was married to Fred, right?

[cojak]

I picture you as a voluptuous Mae West figure Sal, don't do yourself down - your fiance loves all of you!

[SallyAnne]

*nods approvingly*

essential for the roman slave/toga look...

I'm thinking more hippy chick (or hippo chick in my case)

[cojak]

*nods approvingly*

essential for the roman slave/toga look...

[SallyAnne]

Where's the heel?

Heels are sooooo last year!!

[Lucy]

Where's the heel?

[SallyAnne]

Hubby of course! (He liked the look, he just doesn't know the price... )

I may not look like them but I do feel like them...

Oooh very nice!!! Mr Cojak will be delighted no doubt


my shoesees
Not everyone's taste like, but with jeans they'll be sexy as ****


yay being rich!!!

[cojak]

Hubby of course! (He liked the look, he just doesn't know the price... )

I may not look like them but I do feel like them...

[SallyAnne]

Do you really need an answer??

If you do here's a few questions for you:

Do they make you feel like you've blown a million pounds on a single bet in Monte Carlo?

Did they whisper "Yes you - buy me and I'll make you into a beautiful princess" [shoe-speak in such high frequency that it can't be heard by men]

Do the angels want to wear them first?

When you wear them do you:
1) dance like Carmen Miranda and sing like Billie Holliday?
2) sashay and want to ask men if that's a gun...?

If the answer to the above is 'yes'. then go for it.

(PS. I've recently spent £142 on a beautiful lingerie set, if that helps)

Exactly the response I was hoping for

Wow £142 on lingerie? Who's the lucky fella?

[Burdock]

(PS. I've recently spent £142 on a beautiful lingerie set, if that helps)

Tell us more Cojak!

[Bagpuss]

PPS

I got the hang of them in the end, Sal. It just took practice and a bit of application...

Yeah applying hemeroid cream can be a real bummer, if you excuse the pun

[cojak]

PPS

I got the hang of them in the end, Sal. It just took practice and a bit of application...

[Stan]

I've fallen in love with a pair of shoes...but they're £255

Should I buy them?

First I was going to say...

No, because after wearing them once you'll put them in the cupboard and never wear them again.

But on reflection life is there to be enjoyed.

[cojak]

I've fallen in love with a pair of shoes...but they're £255

Should I buy them?

Do you really need an answer??

If you do here's a few questions for you:

Do they make you feel like you've blown a million pounds on a single bet in Monte Carlo?

Did they whisper "Yes you - buy me and I'll make you into a beautiful princess" [shoe-speak in such high frequency that it can't be heard by men]

Do the angels want to wear them first?

When you wear them do you:
1) dance like Carmen Miranda and sing like Billie Holliday?
2) sashay and want to ask men if that's a gun...?

If the answer to the above is 'yes'. then go for it.

(PS. I've recently spent £142 on a beautiful lingerie set, if that helps)