From the dept. of stating the bleeding obvious...

[threaded]

From the dept. of stating the bleeding obvious comes this latest nugget:
Tax 'penalises' two-parent families
If they spent more than tuppence to come to that conclusion you should feel good about 'tax planning' as they'll only squander it anyway.

[Troll]

not to mention this interesting new twist on the vacuum cleaner...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...irkies.sexlife

I won't ask how you stumbled across that nugget

[wobbegong]

Never mind that.

Here's something much more interesting...

Pig with 6 legs & two willies.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...=news.quirkies

maybe we can breed more although the two penises might be a problem

Why a problem? Double the chance of success.

[angusglover]

Why a problem? Double the chance of success.

Having 6 feet would make shoe shopping a PITA

[wobbegong]

gentlemen's relaxation films

. . . or indeed, in "art pamphlets".

[wendigo100]

There was something about a chap with two functional willies last year; he had one amputated, which I thought rather odd since he could have made a fortune in gentlemen's relaxation films...

If I recall correctly they were both quite small. And his wife didn't realise there was anything unusual about his double-dangly arrangement.

[hyperD]

There was something about a chap with two functional willies last year; he had one amputated, which I thought rather odd since he could have made a fortune in gentlemen's relaxation films...

As would this:

The farmer from the village of Vrpolje said Octopig also has two anuses,...

Animal Farmen : Die Doppel-Decker