From the dept. of stating the bleeding obvious...

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hyperD replied

14 June 2007, 10:17
Originally posted by zeitghost

There was something about a chap with two functional willies last year; he had one amputated, which I thought rather odd since he could have made a fortune in gentlemen's relaxation films...

As would this:

The farmer from the village of Vrpolje said Octopig also has two anuses,...

Animal Farmen : Die Doppel-Decker
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wendigo100 replied

14 June 2007, 08:47
Originally posted by zeitghost

There was something about a chap with two functional willies last year; he had one amputated, which I thought rather odd since he could have made a fortune in gentlemen's relaxation films...

If I recall correctly they were both quite small. And his wife didn't realise there was anything unusual about his double-dangly arrangement.
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wobbegong replied

14 June 2007, 08:17
Originally posted by zeitghost

gentlemen's relaxation films

. . . or indeed, in "art pamphlets".
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angusglover replied

14 June 2007, 08:10
Originally posted by wobbegong

Why a problem? Double the chance of success.

Having 6 feet would make shoe shopping a PITA
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wobbegong replied

14 June 2007, 08:09
Originally posted by zeitghost

Never mind that.

Here's something much more interesting...

Pig with 6 legs & two willies.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...=news.quirkies

maybe we can breed more although the two penises might be a problem

Why a problem? Double the chance of success.
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Troll replied

14 June 2007, 07:57
Originally posted by zeitghost

not to mention this interesting new twist on the vacuum cleaner...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...irkies.sexlife

I won't ask how you stumbled across that nugget
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14 June 2007, 05:29
From the dept. of stating the bleeding obvious...

From the dept. of stating the bleeding obvious comes this latest nugget:
Tax 'penalises' two-parent families
If they spent more than tuppence to come to that conclusion you should feel good about 'tax planning' as they'll only squander it anyway.
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