Scotland the crap

[freakydancer]

freaky,
even at my age and weight I could still run rings round a weedy pigeon like you. Your footballing allegiance betrays your ignorance of the sport even before you haul your spindly frame onto the pitch.

I'd imagine you'd give Micky Quinn a run for his money.

And I bet you look cute with your celtic top stretched over your cumbersome frame.

[Churchill]

I went to school in Oban!

I got well and truly pished in Oban.

[scooterscot]

52 pubs on my last count, Population 12,467.

On his last visit the Duke of Ed ask a local driving instructor how the local stay off the drink long enough to pass their test. Cheeky £$%"$£, I need a drink just to get myself to the test centre...

[Churchill]

So are you saying that Rugby is a natural derivative of head kicking but with funny shaped heads? Just wondering where your logic comes from. Are you a woman because womens logic works that way...

Well, it was invented at a public school...

[angusglover]

Well, it was invented at a public school...

So don't England have any of those? I know we invented the rugby 7's but not the original game...

[DodgyAgent]

So are you saying that Rugby is a natural derivative of head kicking but with funny shaped heads? Just wondering where your logic comes from. Are you a woman because womens logic works that way...

Did I mention rugby?

[DodgyAgent]

So don't England have any of those? I know we invented the rugby 7's but not the original game...

Is that because you couldnt find 15 sober Jocks who could all stand up at the same time?

[angusglover]

Is that because you couldnt find 15 sober Jocks who could all stand up at the same time?

No, we found 15 English ones but they liked to play together in the shower too much...

[Moscow Mule]

On the other hand, I don't reckong large chunks of england are any better and in the big scheme of things Britain in general has massive health related problems - scotland just has the worst of the lot.

Yes, everything North of Watford is sh1t.

<dons flame-resistant suit>

[wendigo100]

Odd just how England's top ten status never seems to wain no matter how they struggle.

Being a perpetual quarter finalist in the major competitions means, if I've got my maths right, being perpetually in the top eight, give or take the odd place.

I expect they played their joker against the mighty Estonia.

Everyone plays above themselves against England (especially, if I may say so, the Scots down the ages), such is the awe in which the game's inventor's are held. At the very least, the Estonians thought it worthwhile turning up for the game.

So all in all, 3-0 was a good result, better than anyone else in the group has achieved, and the launchpad for another quarter-final campaign.