A cover up story if ever I heard one

**Cooperinliverp00l** · 8 June 2007, 09:50

They need to check out Area 51

**Kyajae** · 8 June 2007, 09:53

Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l

They need to check out Area 51

My missus always turns green when she has a headache. And grows fangs. And long pointy claws. And sounds like a bear with a sore ar$se.

**scooterscot** · 8 June 2007, 09:54

Originally posted by Kyajae

My missus always turns green when she has a headache. And grows fangs. And long pointy claws. And sounds like a bear with a sore ar$se.

Quick get some Asprin

**Kyajae** · 8 June 2007, 09:57

Originally posted by scooterscot

Quick get some Asprin

Asprin wil do nothing for a complete personality change.

It's worse when she has PMS. I'm not sure if it stands for Psychotic Mood Shift or Pass My Shotgun

**scooterscot** · 8 June 2007, 10:04

Originally posted by Kyajae

Asprin wil do nothing for a complete personality change.

It's worse when she has PMS. I'm not sure if it stands for Psychotic Mood Shift or Pass My Shotgun

Tell her to take some of this every day... it works.

**Kyajae** · 8 June 2007, 10:15

Originally posted by scooterscot

Tell her to take some of this every day... it works.

You do realise that if I suggest this product you refer to (which I'm sure would be most helpful) her first reaction would be "Wot, you trying to tell me I've got a problem?"

I've found the best strategy is DIY (Don't Involve Yourself)

**threaded** · 8 June 2007, 10:17

Originally posted by Kyajae

You do realise that if I suggest this product you refer to (which I'm sure would be most helpful) her first reaction would be "Wot, you trying to tell me I've got a problem?"

I've found the best strategy is DIY (Don't Involve Yourself)

For my birds I just add some kelp powder and cod liver oil to their seed along with occasional finely chopped egg white with roasted and ground egg shells.

**scooterscot** · 8 June 2007, 10:22

Pumpkin seeds?

Subscribe, advertising comes through the door she reads it, it's more passive suggestion...

**Kyajae** · 8 June 2007, 10:24

Originally posted by scooterscot

Pumpkin seeds?

Subscribe, advertising comes through the door she reads it, it's more passive suggestion...

Nah, she'd think I've taken up gardening.

A cover up story if ever I heard one