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Previously on "A cover up story if ever I heard one"

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by scooterscot
    Pumpkin seeds?

    Subscribe, advertising comes through the door she reads it, it's more passive suggestion...
    Nah, she'd think I've taken up gardening.

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  • scooterscot
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    Pumpkin seeds?

    Subscribe, advertising comes through the door she reads it, it's more passive suggestion...

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    You do realise that if I suggest this product you refer to (which I'm sure would be most helpful) her first reaction would be "Wot, you trying to tell me I've got a problem?"

    I've found the best strategy is DIY (Don't Involve Yourself)
    For my birds I just add some kelp powder and cod liver oil to their seed along with occasional finely chopped egg white with roasted and ground egg shells.

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  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by scooterscot
    Tell her to take some of this every day... it works.
    You do realise that if I suggest this product you refer to (which I'm sure would be most helpful) her first reaction would be "Wot, you trying to tell me I've got a problem?"

    I've found the best strategy is DIY (Don't Involve Yourself)

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    Asprin wil do nothing for a complete personality change.

    It's worse when she has PMS. I'm not sure if it stands for Psychotic Mood Shift or Pass My Shotgun
    Tell her to take some of this every day... it works.

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  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by scooterscot
    Quick get some Asprin

    Asprin wil do nothing for a complete personality change.

    It's worse when she has PMS. I'm not sure if it stands for Psychotic Mood Shift or Pass My Shotgun

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    My missus always turns green when she has a headache. And grows fangs. And long pointy claws. And sounds like a bear with a sore ar$se.
    Quick get some Asprin

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l
    They need to check out Area 51

    My missus always turns green when she has a headache. And grows fangs. And long pointy claws. And sounds like a bear with a sore ar$se.

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  • Cooperinliverp00l
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    They need to check out Area 51

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  • scooterscot
    started a topic A cover up story if ever I heard one

    A cover up story if ever I heard one

    They've landed and still they deny it....

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6733203.stm
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