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    Alex Cartoon

    I know someone who claims this has happened to him.

    Alex cartoon in the Telegraph
    Drivel is my speciality

    #2
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #3
      "Bluebell Taxi" receipts were a good scheme until someone rumbled.

      Allegedly.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Sysman
        "Bluebell Taxi" receipts were a good scheme until someone rumbled.

        Allegedly.
        yes the girls in Amsterdam offer €50 'taxi' receipts
        SA says;
        Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

        I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

        n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
        (whatever these are)

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          #5
          Shirely they should have hotel accomodation receipts for 300-400 euros?

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            #6
            There’s a cash machine in my local 'club' luckily it comes up with some corporate sounding name on my statement.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi
              There’s a cash machine in my local 'club' luckily it comes up with some corporate sounding name on my statement.

              S.Rhino PLC

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                #8
                Originally posted by Burdock
                S.Rhino PLC
                No, its nowhere near as classy as that! Its rather seedy... but I prefer it that way.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW
                  Shirely they should have hotel accomodation receipts for 300-400 euros?
                  OK unless you are staying somewhere else.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Burdock
                    S.Rhino PLC
                    In Alex it's Peppermint Hippo.
                    Drivel is my speciality

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