Originally posted by Burdock
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Giving up smoking
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Think about it, your cardiovascular system works harder when you smoke. When you stop you need less calories to operate and your metobolic rate drops. Additionally some people substitute food for fags, so it's a double whammy.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
So how much weight have u put on since?Originally posted by SallyAnneHi All,
I'm trying to pack in the fags today (for the umpteenth time!)
I was just wonderring how everyone was getting on who packed in at New Year?
Cheers,
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You could kill two birds with one stone if you had your arms amputated.
1 - it would be pretty much impossible to smoke.
2 - the weight would literally drop off you.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Hey Sal,
I think you should enter the Great North Run! This would act as a tremendous motivational aid to give up smoking, and counter any weight-gaining effects.
Plus, the more unlikely that people view you do it, the more motivation it gives you to prove them wrong. Plus they give you loads of sponsorship!
I did the GNR in 1999, and people thought I was nuts as I was a bit tubby beforehand. By the day of the race I was a well-honed greyhound!! (unfortunately me and my mate went for a steak and beers in North Shields to celebrate after...and it's been downhill since
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I stopped about 3 years ago, I used the chewing gum which I became addicted to but helped wean me off nicotine.Comment
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Well unless giving up smoking makes my baps shrink, I doubt running will ever be an option! I'd get chin chaff!Originally posted by BurdockHey Sal,
I think you should enter the Great North Run! This would act as a tremendous motivational aid to give up smoking, and counter any weight-gaining effects.
Plus, the more unlikely that people view you do it, the more motivation it gives you to prove them wrong. Plus they give you loads of sponsorship!
I did the GNR in 1999, and people thought I was nuts as I was a bit tubby beforehand. By the day of the race I was a well-honed greyhound!! (unfortunately me and my mate went for a steak and beers in North Shields to celebrate after...and it's been downhill since
)The pope is a tard.Comment
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Here's threadeds bicycle method: every time you fancy a fag, go for a trip around the block on a bicycle.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Originally posted by SallyAnneWell unless giving up smoking makes my baps shrink, I doubt running will ever be an option! I'd get chin chaff!
don't worry about that, I'll sponsor them as well
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IMHO the best way to give up is not cold turkey.
Start by tapering down the dose if you smoke 20 a day try to drop 2 per day. Substitute the dropped fags with gum to eventually you are just taking the gum. After a month or so you wont need the gum.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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"IMHO the best way to give up is not cold turkey"
Worked for me - the benefits of cold turkey are that it cuts the addiction. I tried reducing the number, but when you go from say 20 a day and get to say 5, those 5 are really hard to give up because you tend to look forward to them more. I figured that stopping dead and not buying any was the best option. Pubs are hard though as beer and cigs go well together and they sell both in one place.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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