Please mind the gap between the platform and the train

**swissmike** · 11 May 2007, 12:42

Originally posted by Chugnut

She's hot though.

In an orange kind of way...

**Chugnut** · 11 May 2007, 12:46

Originally posted by swissmike

In an orange kind of way...

Quite a-peel-ing then!

I'll get me coat.

**Moose423956** · 11 May 2007, 12:47

Originally posted by Chugnut

"But I would be a bit more wary of the sat nav next time because they try to take you the shortest route and not always the most accessible route and not always the safest route."

Of FFS. Sat navs don't say "Turn right onto the railway line".

**SallyAnne** · 11 May 2007, 12:47

Why are her hands a different colour than her head?

**Kyajae** · 11 May 2007, 12:48

Originally posted by swissmike

In an orange kind of way...

FFS!!! Was the bint driving with no headlights?? Or was she busy doing her make-up.

**Churchill** · 11 May 2007, 12:49

Originally posted by Kyajae

FFS!!! Was the bint driving with no headlights?? Or was she busy doing her make-up.

She wasn't in the car. She opened one gate, drove through, stopped the car on the railway line to close the gate behind her.

**Kyajae** · 11 May 2007, 12:50

Originally posted by SallyAnne

Why are her hands a different colour than her head?

Perhap this is the bimbo Lady Sovreign was writing about in her rap song Tango

**EqualOpportunities** · 11 May 2007, 13:05

Originally posted by SallyAnne

Why are her hands a different colour than her head?

Transplants - it's amazing what they can do these days...

**threaded** · 11 May 2007, 13:08

She should have her driving license immediately revoked. Jeez what a fscking idiot. She could have killed a good few people and herself.

Please mind the gap between the platform and the train