Gordon Brown and Women

[realityhack]

Yeah, bloody clients, what did they ever do for us?

Aye, bunch of ne'er do wells...

[Vito]

Hang on a minute, I forgot clients!

Women, Gordo, PCs, car mechanics, agents, contractors and clients... the source of all misery in the world.

If it wasn't for women then we would have lots of time to tinker with our motors at our own pace...we wouldn't have to tolerate clients as we wouldn't be paying for handbags and shoes...we wouldn't deal with agents because we wouldnt want clients...and we wouldn't have PC's because we couldn't afford them because we wouldn't have any clients because we wouldn't have the agents to find the clients.

And actually, if we didn't have clients we wouldn't have to worry about Gordo...so it all stems from women...

Women to blame for everything complicated and s**t in my life!

[AlfredJPruffock]

Hang on a minute, I forgot clients!

Women, Gordo, PCs, car mechanics, agents, contractors and clients... the source of all misery in the world.

L'Enfer - c'est les autres ... Hell is other people

JP Satre

[Dobra]

if there were no people there would be no problems

[HankWangford]

Don't forget contractors!!!

Women, Gordo, PCs, car mechanics, agents and contractors... the source of all misery in the world.

add pesky permies to the list

[chubba]

And kids! Mine just shat EVERYWHERE.

[sasguru]

And kids! Mine just shat EVERYWHERE.

Perhaps they don't want to end up looking like you?

[chubba]

Quite possibly! Not the kind of behaviour I expected from a 23 year old, he was only home for the long weekend as well.

[xoggoth]

Nope. Women are lovely. Kids (despite all the tulip and puke) are ok. Never had any problems with agents.

GB (+government generally) are 3000% of all my problems. Must have spent ANOTHER umpteen hours today doing my P14s/P35s online and submissions to the frigging education department. I HATE THEM. Why don't they all DIE?????

PS Painfully.